I wanna know what that person entering their room was thinking about all this….
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE
what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean
WHAT THE FUCK KINDA VOICE IS THAT I MEAN REALLY
Rory what are you doing in New York? 8U
ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY
I will always try and reblog this.
My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.
my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up
I kinda had a feeling…. And yes, that would be on my old skype. On in a sec.
8I *jiggles* just send your skype already, 8U I won’t post it.
WHY IS IS SUCH A BIG SECRET! Are you scared I’m gonna hate you or something? XP BUT YES FINE! 8U
*huffhuff* 8I But then I can stalk you toooooo! 8U
I’M NOT CUTE! 8U *puffs up*
Also I’m kind of a midget, I’m not enormous in the slightest. o.o
8I The booty…. <3
You’re having fun with this aren’t ya? |3
>8U Nevar! Not unless you reveal yourself! owo
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school.
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice.
In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.
u lived in a k-mart
This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading
So I’m not the only one who’s thought of trying this….