Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.
Anti public urination sign in the Czech Republic
……I want one.
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
This is adorable! TwT
The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.
I don’t care if you’re a man or a woman (or any variant in between): ARMPIT HAIR IS FUCKING NASTY! D8 Just keep your arms down and we’re good. 8I
Is no one gonna talk about Smeagol child over here?
"It’s our ticketses, and we WANTS IT!"
when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it
don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life
here you go, the infamous music tune from Five night’s at freddys when he finds you after power runs out. Found a rather full version of it on YT, but here’s in mp3.
ITS ACTUALLY PRETTY THOUGH?? OHGO D
You know it really was a perfect score for this, ‘cause it’s really quite amusing (and horrific) to imagine them stuffing a terrified man into a robotic suit to this; it’s so happy and bouncy~ http://youtu.be/PQI5LtRtrb0?t=1m23s ”You’re one of us now~” 8D
(To Westboro Baptist Church)
"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"
Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”
wtf is with America.. get me out..
americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here
Walmart. What a time to be alive.
Very Sonic, wow, so cool, such speed, blaze it, chillin’ all max, much kickin’.
I want to kill whoever made this happen
I will help you kill whoever made this happen… and anyone wearing this abhorrent piece of shit.