Lunar Hermit's Musings

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Wonderful people~ uwu

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

pupbutt:

no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather 

tyleroakley:

I FEEL THIS DEEPLY

THIS

coolmeme98:

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i drew gods fursona

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Cute! |3

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

Wait, what, how? XD

dundee998:

gentlemanbones:

silmeheniel:

nobodycars:

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE nope nien n0pe NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NO NOPE NOPE (x)

WTF PEOPLE WHERE IS THE UPDATE

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’RE LIVING IN A VIDEO GAME. HOLD ON TO THAT KEY.

here’s the update to what was going on

Why would you board it up? =C Secret rooms are always cool!

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

shrineart:

littlecoffeemonsters:

Ew, opossums are gross.

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Yeah they are super gross and disgusting ugh

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Don’t they eat garbage or something ew

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Gross gross gross

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gross

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grooooooss

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cuties

sadxfuzz:

THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

sadxfuzz:

THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

vesley:

my whole life

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darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

That actually startled me… I need to go back to bed. 

roughprince:

I like how genuinely terrifying this show can be.

Wait, what? I thought… this was a children’s show? Maybe? This would have scared the shit out of me and caused nightmares for weeks when I was little!

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg